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Amazon.com : JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank : Motor Vehicles : Everything Else

Amazon.com : JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank : Motor Vehicles : Everything Else

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5 Stars Hoping Itd Be Crap Her Kindle Would

5 Stars: hoping it’d be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her

July 3 2015 by Ben Harrison

This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

Got this for the Mother-in-law for bath time, hoping it’d be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. | Permalink

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Poop Emoji Latex Shit Head Mask Causes A Stir Best

Poop Emoji Latex Shit Head Mask Causes a Stir

Best Customer Review
Five Stars, November 16, 2016 By Daniel Hatstat

Verified Purchase | This review is from: CreepyParty Deluxe Novelty Halloween Costume Party Latex Shit Head mask Doo Doo

I was the crappiest guest at the halloween party. | Permalink

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How To Poo On A Date Another Favorite I Pooed On

How to Poo on a Date

Another favorite: “I pooed on my date last weekend and he never called back – did I do it wrong? I was sitting on his lap when the urge came upon me so I did the deed. Was I supposed to tell him I was about to poo instead of surprising him? Should I not have screamed ‘that’s the ticket!’? This book will definitely be a primer.”

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Now You Can Shit On Donald Trump For Real For

Now you can shit on Donald Trump for real

For the “Democrap” in your life who’s a little upset about the recent election. Or the Re”poo”blican who’s looking a little too smug. 

Be careful though, as Michael Nichols says in the reviews: “I can’t be the only one to notice this TP already has crap on it.”