As a captain in the French Army I know the value of a tank that’s easy to use. With the JL421, surrendering to the Germans has never been easier. Since there is no weaponry installed we don’t even have to pretend to fight back against the Germans. All you have to do is run up a white flag, hand the keys to the nearest German officer, and head off to the nearest cafe to await our allies to bail us out. This tank makes surrendering so easy that we may even surrender to Switzerland next week! 94 people found this helpful
purchased the JL421 as I was beginning my career as an Uber driver in Chicago. I was pleasantly surprised when Uber gave me the black car bonus for being able to keep my customers safe from random gunfire. Highly recommended for inner city Uber drivers!! 32 people found this helpful.
Question:How many droids can fit inside? I’m trying to sell a bunch, including these two I picked up in the desert… Answer: There is capacity for one protocol droid, one astromech droid and either 3 humans or six Jawas.
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Got this for the Mother-in-law for bath time, hoping it’d be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. | Permalink
Another favorite: “I pooed on my date last weekend and he never called back – did I do it wrong? I was sitting on his lap when the urge came upon me so I did the deed. Was I supposed to tell him I was about to poo instead of surprising him? Should I not have screamed ‘that’s the ticket!’? This book will definitely be a primer.”