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Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

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Wallmonkeys Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Wall Decals (18 x 14 in )

Wallmonkeys Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Wall Decals (18 x 14 in )

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Poop Emoji Latex Shit Head Mask Causes A Stir Best

Poop Emoji Latex Shit Head Mask Causes a Stir

Best Customer Review
Five Stars, November 16, 2016 By Daniel Hatstat

Verified Purchase | This review is from: CreepyParty Deluxe Novelty Halloween Costume Party Latex Shit Head mask Doo Doo

I was the crappiest guest at the halloween party. | Permalink

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety And

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Gun safety for cats… of course that’s a thing…

“I have a different edition of this and I can highly recommend it. My cats are very responsible gun owners now. There’s also a pamphlet about talking to your cats about evolution, which is of course a difficult topic, but equally important if you can get them to understand the basics.”

Oh ok.

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Insulated Shacket Not For Ninjas Not For Ninjas

Insulated Shacket – Not for ninjas

Not for ninjas
on February 27, 2017Dear aspiring ninjas – this is not the black jacket for you. The incredibly loud fabric will give you away long before you reach your target. With every movement sounding like you’re rolling around in a cheap plastic grocery bag, you can kiss your operational success score goodbye, my nefarious friend.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “This might be a good jacket for those days on the town when I’m relaxing between ninja night operations.” Nope, you’re wrong. Everybody knows that ninjas have lean torsos combined with incredible upper-body strength. This jacket fits tight in the arms and baggy in the body. Shockingly baggy in the body, in fact. It will not cut the attractive silhouette that you are looking for. Trust me.

Shoulders are cut for good movement, though, so you’re all set if you’re planning on retiring from ninja-hood soon and want to let your arms atrophy and your gut expand. In that case, you’ll be able to draw your ninja bow in comfort using your spindly little arms.

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Senior Woman With Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal But

Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal

But it’s ok, you can put it next to your Nick Cage pillow 

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Top Customer Reviews:

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Immortalize Your Loved Ones
ByConnie P.on March 20, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumI didn’t know how to properly honor Grandma when she passed away. Framed photograph seemed too cliché, keeping her ashes wasn’t something she wanted, wearing her clothing seemed a bit morbid and naming my firstborn after her was out of the question. Sorry but Agnes just isn’t something I feel comfortable naming my child. Then, I found Wallmonkeys and found that I could memorialize my dear, dead grandmother in a way that not only resonated with me but kept her memory alive. I always grew up loving wall decals and I thought “Why not make my grandmother into a tasteful wall decal”. This way I can remember her in a sentimental way and my kids can remember her not as boring grandma in the old photograph, but as cool, hip grandma as a sleek sticker that is on my wall. I really love that it’s not some posed picture, but grandma doing something she loved, obtaining oxygen, in a picture she wasn’t ready for. It’s like she’s still here with us, but a lot cooler and asking less invasive questions. So thanks Wallmonkeys, for making grandma live on, forever, in my house, permanently on my wall (trust me, that sticker DOES NOT come off).
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Looks amazing!
ByMaggieon March 19, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumPut it up right next to my framed oil painting of an old man measuring his pills into a daily dispenser. Looks amazing!
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… opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace
ByC. Cooperon March 13, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumI opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace. I get a lot of comments about this but most of the positive comments come from my stoner friends. They wish they can toke to that age and they wonder where she got that miniature bong.
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I was looking for a large wall decal of a …
ByIan Johnsonon May 29, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – Medium|Verified PurchaseI was looking for a large wall decal of a stock photo of a woman using an inhaler, and this fit the bill perfectly. Thank you!
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these prices are asthmatic
Bycelesteon March 26, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumReally takes me breath away
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F-You Tony Romo!
ByBBrion July 8, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumMy daughter went away to college in Texas and came home a Dallas Cowboys fan. She asked for a Tony Romo “FatHeadz” cling for her dorm room this semester. You know what she got? She got THIS. In Extra Large. You know why? Because F-You Tony Romo, that’s why.

Postscript – My wife did eventually break down and get her the Tony Romo wall cling. When removing it from the package, it brushed up against the sofa and dislocated it’s shoulder and is now out 4 to 6 weeks.
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Viagra Antidote
Bysoylentgreenon April 4, 2016Size: 24"H x 21"W – MediumTotally cured my premature ejaculation problems, but created a whole other set of problems which I must now solve with more adhesive wall decals. Be warned, wallmonkeys is a vicious cycle that never ends.
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How To Poo On A Date Another Favorite I Pooed On

How to Poo on a Date

Another favorite: “I pooed on my date last weekend and he never called back – did I do it wrong? I was sitting on his lap when the urge came upon me so I did the deed. Was I supposed to tell him I was about to poo instead of surprising him? Should I not have screamed ‘that’s the ticket!’? This book will definitely be a primer.”

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Reverse Animal Rescue Compilation – Dogs

You may know us from making Gif Sound Mashups from the best of the /r/gifsound subreddit, but now we’re here with some of our favorite dog-related /r/reverseanimalrescue gifs!

People take gifs of animals being rescued and reverse them so it looks like the heroes in the video are leaving animals in hazardous places. No animals were harmed in these videos, they’re being rescued! It’s just being played backward.

There may be a cat or three, but when we started putting it together with all the rescues we wanted to include the video was going to be about 10 minutes long, so we cut it down to mostly dogs.

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